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| 1. Crispy Celery - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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A crunchy, fibrous vegetable which requires more calories to digest than it provides.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 3 |
80 |
0 |
5 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
21 |
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| 2. Expired Celery - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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If you're brave enough to eat this you'll be rewarded with negative net calories... and perhaps and upset stomach.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 1 |
20 |
0 |
-5 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
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| 3. Flaccid Celery - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Having lost its crunch, this floppy stalk is as healthy as it is unpleasant.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 2 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
14 |
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| 4. Lush Celery - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Too snobbish to be seen lying among other salad ingredients, this celery is more often seen languidly soaking its stalk in an expensive cocktail.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 4 |
160 |
0 |
10 |
-5 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
37 |
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| 5. Sublime Celery - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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This blessed of righteousness is sure to help shed the pounds.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 5 |
320 |
0 |
15 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
66 |
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| 6. Divine Carrot - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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This mammoth root glows with a supernatural aura.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 5 |
320 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
625 |
0 |
0 |
175 |
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| 7. Fermented Tofu - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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This rancid curd is supposedly a delicacy in some parts of Albion. It's covered in sticky slime and has the complex yet playful aroma of dumpster in July.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 1 |
20 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
9 |
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| 8. Golden Apple - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Though containing no actual gold, the healthy effect of this delicious fruit are just as precious.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 5 |
320 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
625 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
186 |
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| 9. Holy Tofu - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Coagulated and pressed in holy water, but the flavor is nothing special.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 5 |
320 |
5 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
66 |
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| 10. Homegrown Carrot - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Stiff, straight, and healthy. It's probably inappropriate to carry in your pocket.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 3 |
80 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
26 |
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| 11. Hydroponic Carrot - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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The resounding crack this crisp imperator focuses on the mind
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 4 |
160 |
5 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
125 |
0 |
0 |
63 |
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| 12. Mealy Apple - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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A lone worm inhabits this apple. It's not a feature, it's just a bug.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 2 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
15 |
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| 13. Mushy Tofu - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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On its way out, but still nutritious and cleansing.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 2 |
40 |
5 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
14 |
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| 14. Organic Tofu - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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The food of choice for hippies everywhere.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 4 |
160 |
5 |
20 |
0 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
38 |
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| 15. Puny Carrot - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Well on its way to getting beaten up by cocktail carrots.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 2 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
15 |
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| 16. Rotten Apple - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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One thing you never want to hear from an apple: silence.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 1 |
20 |
0 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
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| 17. Russet Apple - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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An apple a day keeps the Guildmaster away
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 3 |
80 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
27 |
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| 18. Shiny Apple - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Someone has buffed this baby to a blinding sheen. The crack as your teeth break the skin will be heard for miles.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 4 |
160 |
0 |
10 |
0 |
125 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
66 |
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| 19. Shriveled Carrot - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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In a certain light. it still looks orange. But then, so do you.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 1 |
20 |
0 |
-5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
10 |
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| 20. Silken Tofu - Tofu, Fruit & Vegetables |
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Though a tactful delight for the tongue, and healthy gift for your body, neither will get much taste from this tofu.
| Stars |
Healing |
Morality |
Purity |
Fatness |
General
Experience |
Skill
Experience |
Strength
Experience |
Will
Experience |
Value |
| 3 |
80 |
5 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
23 |
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