Once a semi-frozen cylinder, now a passable imitation of the real thing.

Yes, it's technically a fruit, but that doesn't mean it deserves to be juiced. This watery, vaguely salty concoction is only for the desperate.

The sensory experience of this exotic, spiny fruit has been likened to 'custard passed through a sewer pipe' or 'eating one's favorite ice cream while sitting on the toilet.' The juice is not much better.

Squeezed from clouds, pixies and pure thoughts, this juice is both delectable and extremely healthy.

Bananas have no juice to squeeze? Never you mind such trivial details - this sweet concoction is healthful and delicious.

This water has a rather sludgy consistency and smells faintly of eggs. You'd better be thirsty.

Clean and pure, collected from the springs in the mountain ranges to the north.

Crystal clear and extraordinarily pure, it tastes better than beer, chocolate and a sack of gold.

It's warm and has a coppery taste, a bit like blood.

Perfectly drinkable water from a town well.