This water has a rather sludgy consistency and smells faintly of eggs. You'd better be thirsty.

The sensory experience of this exotic, spiny fruit has been likened to 'custard passed through a sewer pipe' or 'eating one's favorite ice cream while sitting on the toilet.' The juice is not much better.

It's warm and has a coppery taste, a bit like blood.

Yes, it's technically a fruit, but that doesn't mean it deserves to be juiced. This watery, vaguely salty concoction is only for the desperate.

Perfectly drinkable water from a town well.

Once a semi-frozen cylinder, now a passable imitation of the real thing.

Clean and pure, collected from the springs in the mountain ranges to the north.

Bananas have no juice to squeeze? Never you mind such trivial details - this sweet concoction is healthful and delicious.

Crystal clear and extraordinarily pure, it tastes better than beer, chocolate and a sack of gold.

Squeezed from clouds, pixies and pure thoughts, this juice is both delectable and extremely healthy.