The peanuts of champions! Or at least the peanuts of the people who sit safely in the stands while the champions get mauled to death.

Nobody knows where the animals whose milk is used to make this cheese are kept. And as long as there's a steady supply tp melt on toast or eat with a nice glass of wine, nobody cares.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and they were assaulted. They had it coming.

Soft, pungent, and respectable, you and this cheese get along fine.

The layer of honeyed gold covering these delicious peanuts is so slight, it melts in your mouth.

Made with balverine milk. Just one more reason not having an nose can be as advantage in life.

This foul melty goo is not technically cheese, but you'd be wise not to say that to its face.

The Nasty brand of nuts is at least upfront about its singularity disgusting, and only barely nutty, product.

Even other peanuts don't want to be associated with these loser legumes.

It's doubtful real unicorn milk is used to make this delicacy, but its exquisite taste and exorbitant price is enough to convince Albion's higher classes that no other cheese deserves to go on their sandwiches.